Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. $269 total for a speeding ticket. That's an Xbox and a couple of games right there. And of course it didn't have to be quite that much but I put it off until the very last second, as usual, and so ended up paying an extra $45 for the traffic school to FedEx me the certificate so I could sign it and FedEx it to the court.
Let this be a lesson to you: Watch for a speed trap on I-5 north about five miles south of the SR-152 junction near Santa Nella/Los Banos.
By the way, what kind of a name is "Los Banos" for a town? Who would want to live in a town called "the toilets" anyway?