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Project Insomnia

Project Insomnia is many things, but in this context it is simply a "braindump" of whatever I happen to be thinking/reading/watching/doing at the moment. Parental guidance suggested.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Note the careful use of keyword

California Senator Barbara Boxer opines on Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts in today's SFGate/Chronicle. The single most important paragraph is thefinal one, where she says:
Justice O'Connor was a pivotal vote in protecting our rights. Her retirement from the Supreme Court has created, in and of itself, an extraordinary circumstance -- one that places an equally extraordinary obligation on all of us to ensure that her successor honors her independence by continuing it.

Note the use of the keyword "extraordinary circumstance"--this is the phrase which triggers the exception to the "Gang of 14"'s no-filibuster agreement. Plainly, Boxer is setting up a precedent for a fight if it becomes necessary. Not sure if I agree completely, but I appreciate how she's doing it.
|| Andrew, 11:09 AM || || link

This doesn't explain why our cats like ice cream

Why lions, tigers and cats don't have a sweet tooth:
Leave a cookie in a room with a dog and it will be floor crumbs upon your return -- but with a cat, the treat will be safe.

Scientists say they have now unearthed the reason for the feline's utter indifference toward sweet-tasting goodies: The gene for its sweet taste receptor is riddled with errors and does not work.

Our three will lick ice cream bowls clean. Maybe they just want the cream and not the sweet part?
|| Andrew, 11:03 AM || || link

Friday, July 22, 2005

Why A's are taking a TV break / Decisions made before season's start

Wondering why tonight's and tomorrow's somewhat crucial A's-Rangers games are not televised? Steve Kroner tells all.
In some sense, the lack of television coverage for these two games might be termed the un-luck of the draw. Pries said another consideration is to prevent any lengthy gaps in the TV schedule; the longest TV drought is three games. So, at some point, an attractive game or two slips through the TV cracks.

Also of note:
One week from tonight, KICU will have another 'Inside TV' telecast for the Tigers-A's game. The audience will see some of the proceedings in the truck and, using the SAP channel, can hear director Mark Wolfson's instructions mixed with the call of Glen Kuiper and Ray Fosse.
|| Andrew, 2:06 PM || || link

Paging Officer Hemingway ...

From the SFGate Culture Blog: Paging Officer Hemingway ...
Yesterday, Boing Boing posted about some over the top police blotter write-ups from the SFPD, with painstakingly crafted prose by an officer who seems to be an aspiring writer. The post's author quoted a report from Monday, May 16, 8:55 am:

He had not run for very long before he realized the two cops were only pacing him. They could see something he could not. With each frantic step a sense of dread nagged at him. The more calm and calculating they were, the further behind he left his common sense, and his panic ratcheted up. As he ran, the black and white radio car glided silently along behind like a predatory whale.

Follow the link above to read more from this police log... and to sign up for emailed updates.
|| Andrew, 1:53 PM || || link

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

O Canada

Congratulations to intelligent and thoughtful Canadians for being the 4th nation to legalize gay marriage.
Supreme Court Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin signed the legislation making it law, hours after it was approved by the Senate late Tuesday night despite strong opposition from Conservatives and religious leaders.

The bill gives homosexual couples the same rights as those in traditional unions between a man and a woman, something already legal in eight of Canada's 10 provinces and in two of its three territories.

Must be nice to live someplace where equal human rights are extended to all instead of restricted bit by bit.
|| Andrew, 11:19 PM || || link

Scott McClellan drinking game

Chug every time Scott McClellan says "ongoing investigation" and, like Amanda Congdon you too will become very drunk.
QuickTime, sound
|| Andrew, 3:50 PM || || link

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Pan for Punks

Why a Steelpan Tribute to the Ramones? Why not?
Imagine 14 punk rock classics ripping through your speakers at warped speed, complete with 1-2-3-4 count offs, chants and shout outs in pure punk, fist raising abandon, all performed on the steelpans (or steel drums) strait from the islands!

Beating out speedy Ramones' anthems like “Blitzkrieg Bop”, “Sheena is a Punk Rocker” and “Rockaway Beach”, to the tender love song “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend” and one dropping “Pinhead” in true reggae fashion on the island style steelpan, “Pan For Punks” takes you on a punk rock journey like never before.

Samples and clips on the site.
|| Andrew, 2:59 PM || || link

Noooooooooooo...

I don't care what they got in return, the A's should never have traded Eric Byrnes!
The A's acquired a right-handed power threat, but they lost one of their most popular players.

Eric Byrnes, who spent much of the season's first half wondering if he'd be traded, finally received notice on Wednesday. He was sent to the Colorado Rockies in a deal consummated hours after the A's picked up outfielder Jay Payton from the Boston Red Sox.

Surely they could have completed a deal for additional pitching, if that's what they think they need, without trading away one of their two or three best players. I know I'll miss seeing Byrnes' energetic fielding and baserunning--and I bet the A's will, too.
|| Andrew, 8:27 AM || || link

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Why Fox Sports Sucks, part MCLXMIV

From The Register: Fox deceives millions during national pastime
As Fox came back from a commercial break in the bottom half of the third inning, many viewers caught sight of a very long, flashy banner draped over an equally ostentatious advertisement picturing a yellow Corvette. The banner read HHRYA.com with the letters done in pseudo Asian design - clearly the work of professionals. However, the Fox Sports broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver played off the ad like it was the work of a goofy sports fan, dangling his banner in the hopes of securing a moment of TV glory.

Here's the chatter as Fox panned across the outfield and then held on the supposed fan's sign for between 10 and 20 seconds.

"Welcome back to Detroit," Buck said. "A lot of banners and signs around the ballpark. No surprise there. Somebody just unfurled a big banner behind left field."

You'll love the next bit, as Buck devolves into a second grader.

Read the rest; it's just disgusting. Buck and McCarver are already among the absolute worst baseball telecasters, and now they've abandoned any semblance of dignity or allegiance to the game. I've come to dread Giants Saturday day games, because one or two out of four they are part of the "Fox Sports Saturday baseball package"... which means, usually, Buck and McCarver instead of Kruk and Kuip or Jon Miller or Greg Papa or even Dave Fleming. Most of the time I end up turning off the TV and listening to the radio instead, since I never did solve the DirecTV-vs-radio delay problem.
|| Andrew, 7:28 PM || || link

--==++ Rumination of the Day ++==--

It wasn't until I bit into the first rubbery
chunk of Larry Wilcox that I realized I
had purchased CHiPs Ahoy cookies by mistake.

(Matt Maynard via TopFive.com)
|| Andrew, 10:44 AM || || link

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Bush's press aide takes it on chin

From the Washington Post via SFGate: Bush's press aide takes it on chin / McClellan holds his tongue as he's grilled about Rove
On the north lawn of the White House Monday afternoon, gardeners were taking a chain saw and wood chipper to some tree branches. Inside the briefing room, reporters were taking press secretary Scott McClellan to the woodshed.

It was journalists' first chance to grill McClellan on camera since he told them 18 months ago that President Bush's top political aide, Karl Rove, had nothing to do with the unmasking of a CIA operative. The recipients of McClellan's apparent bum steer were furious -- hectoring him more than questioning him.

Al Franken played several clips from this briefing on his show this morning. Find a clip if you can; it's hilarious.
|| Andrew, 10:34 AM || || link

New Restaurant Review: Max's Opera Cafe

I've posted a new restaurant review: Max's Opera Cafe. Didn't know I do restaurant reviews? Read them all.
|| Andrew, 7:57 AM || || link

Friday, July 08, 2005

Giants to honor Nen on Saturday for five glorious years

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Crank up "Smoke on the Water" one more time. Robb Nen is returning to China Basin, not to save a game, but to savor the gratitude of fans who watched him almost literally give his right arm to try to win a World Series.

The Giants will honor their all-time save leader before Saturday's game against the St. Louis Cardinals, a tribute for a shooting star who pitched only five seasons in San Francisco before he disappeared from the constellation, unable to will himself back to the mound with a badly torn rotator cuff.


Boy, do I wish I could see this. We have other plans for Saturday or I'd be there. I'll have to TiVo it, anyway.
|| Andrew, 11:36 AM || || link

Smaller rivals claim Century Theatres grabs hits for itself

I am not at all surprised to read this Chronicle article today:
State probes movie giant for anti-competitive acts / Smaller rivals claim Century Theatres grabs hits for itself
Century, a 64-year-old San Rafael company that shows movies on more than 1,000 screens in 12 states, is being investigated for alleged anti-competitive activities by California Attorney General Bill Lockyer.

The inquiry comes when Century, the nation's sixth-largest movie chain, is reportedly up for sale and when box-office receipts at movie houses across the country are diving due to video on demand, Internet downloading, sales of cheap DVDs and other competition.

The investigation was sparked by smaller exhibitors that sued Century, saying it blocked them from obtaining hit movies. The state might broaden its investigation to include other companies, but for now, "Century is the focal point,'' said Lockyer spokesman Tom Dresslar.

Century consistently provides the worst moviegoing experience I've ever seen. Their older moviehouses are of a misguided "dome" design, which results in a sharply curved screen and muddy audio which bounces off the domed ceiling. Newer houses lack these problems, but the deeper problem of uncaring management and awful customer service remain.

There are two Century megaplexes closer to us than our preferred theatre. I'd rather drive a bit more--and it's not all that much more, really--than support Century.
|| Andrew, 11:24 AM || || link

Bizarre Survey Question of the Day

I'm doing an online survey for Paramount's Great America theme park. One of the questions is pegging the bizarr-o-meter:
Pretend Great America was going to be sold to one of the following companies. Which would you most want to see running the park?




ABCNBCCBSAmerica Online
SonyElectronic ArtsMTVPanasonic
The WBYahooCoca-ColaMarvel Comics
Cartoon NetworkFederal GovernmentCarnival Cruise LinesGoogle
Time WarnerFOXNews CorpTBS
Several of these are just cute and disingenuous. AOL, WB, Marvel, TBS, and Time Warner are all the same company (Time Warner), as are CBS, MTV, and Cartoon Network (Viacom--which already owns the park through Paramount) and also FOX and News Corp (News Corp). Some others are just weird; Yahoo or Google owning a theme park? The federal government owning a theme park? (How would that work? Would you have to file form 2792, Authorization to Ride, one each?) Anyway, I picked ABC, because I'd like to see what ABC's parent company could do with a theme park.
|| Andrew, 10:58 AM || || link

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Opera to support BitTorrent

Ars Technica reports that Opera will support BitTorrent beginning with a current "Technology Preview" release.
Upon opening a BitTorrent file from within Opera, users are presented with a dialog box that informs them that they are about to start a BitTorrent download and that the content downloaded will be shared with peers on the torrent. After telling Opera that you're cool with that, you're prompted for a download location and the torrent begins. At this stage, Opera's BitTorrent functionality lacks the granularity of a dedicated torrent client—think of how browsers handle simple FTP downloads and you'd be right on the money.

I currently use the Azureus BitTorrent client, but it's a resource hog.
|| Andrew, 10:58 AM || || link

Kittens vs. Puppies vs. video cards

Computer hardware review site Dan's Data today has a special feature article comparing Juvenile felis catus against puppies and new video cards. Surreal, yes, but very cute.
While domestic cats are a common feature of many computing environments, IT review sites have proven oddly unwilling to investigate this popular computer room accessory.

An immature member of the species felis catus (also known as felis domesticus, and hereafter referred to as "a kitten"; the commonly heard expression "cat larva" is technically incorrect) has many advantages compared with equipment and organisms more frequently purchased, or otherwise acquired, by computing enthusiasts.
|| Andrew, 10:24 AM || || link

Righteous!

Disney is hiring for the voice of Crush at DCA's new interactive attraction. I could, like, totally do this.
|| Andrew, 10:21 AM || || link

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

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"Something" is obviously wrong with the template. I'm not sure what or when it broke, but I really don't have any time to work on it right now. Do drop me a line if you should happen to spot the problem. Meanwhile, all content will be found down here below the bottom of the sidebar (which I have trimmed of some lesser-needed segments).
|| Andrew, 2:47 PM || || link

Friday, July 01, 2005

Justice Phil I. Buster

O'Connor to Retire From Supreme Court
Sandra Day O'Connor, the first woman on the Supreme Court and a swing vote on abortion as well as other contentious issues, announced her retirement Friday. A bruising Senate confirmation struggle loomed as President Bush selects a successor.

This is it. This is what the neocons considering the "nukular option" were thinking of--and don't think they are happy to have avoided exercising it. If they had, the confirmation process for the new Supreme justice would have been quick and easy. Instead, the Dems can stall and threaten and, hopefully, delay until Our Long National Nightmare comes to an end.
|| Andrew, 8:36 AM || || link

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