Project Insomnia is many things, but in this context it is simply a "braindump" of whatever I happen to be thinking/reading/watching/doing at the moment. Parental guidance suggested.
Me: Here's my AAA card.
Häagen-Dazs girl: Okay, AA discount.
Me: Triple-A, not AA.
HDg: Oh, you don't look that old, how old are you? (said smiling, not rudely)
Me: ...
HDg: Don't you have to be some age to join that?
Me: Triple-A, not AARP.
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