Project Insomnia is many things, but in this context it is simply a "braindump" of whatever I happen to be thinking/reading/watching/doing at the moment. Parental guidance suggested.
Jon Sanford takes good care of his hair, washing it regularly and conditioning it occasionally. Now he might break a record for that hair — on his arms.
One particularly long strand measured 4.1 inches. If the measurement is ruled official by Guinness World Records, Sanford will have topped the previous record of 3.96 inches.
'It's my mutant hair,' said Sanford, 37.

Apparently left after Thanksgiving. Email or call me to claim.
Me: Here's my AAA card.
Häagen-Dazs girl: Okay, AA discount.
Me: Triple-A, not AA.
HDg: Oh, you don't look that old, how old are you? (said smiling, not rudely)
Me: ...
HDg: Don't you have to be some age to join that?
Me: Triple-A, not AARP.

This POP display in the beer cooler at the local Safeway really does feature Good Eats' Alton Brown offering you a Miller Lite.
A's third baseman Eric Chavez is the first to admit he had a disappointing season at the plate, having struggled through an injury-marred season on the way to a career-worst .241 batting average.
Yet his work at the hot corner once again was unparalleled in the American League, and on Thursday it was recognized by way of his sixth consecutive Gold Glove Award.
Bay Area fans frustrated by their inability to consistently receive a strong signal for A's radio broadcasts in 2006 should have no such problems in 2007.
The A's and 106.9-FREE FM (KIFR) on Monday announced that they've agreed to terms on a three-year contract for the San Francisco-based, CBS-owned station to serve as the club's FM radio flagship through the 2009 season.
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