SomethingAwful‘s Reid “Frolixo” Paskiewicz writes today about losing another loan to Ditech, wanting Fanta, and other horrors of modern advertising.

The most revolting thing I find about television is the commercials. I have a very sensitive mental state when it comes to aggressive advertising being shoved in my face. My normal defense against this consumer abuse is to flip the channels until the program is back on, or try to avoid taking in any stimuli by sealing my eyes and ears with quick drying cement. But sometimes I am far too lazy to reach for the remote or start the cement mixer, so I must sit and endure a bombardment of loud shouting, bright colors, and invasive jingles.

As usual for a SomethingAwful link, please note that this is not a site for kiddies or anyone with delicate sensibilities–but it’s really really funny.