Eaten by a Snit
Sometime back in the late 80s/early 90s, Doctor Demento played a record featuring a Henry Kissinger sound-alike being interviewed. The repeated gag line was that a person was “eaten by a snit”. All I can remember at this late date is Kissinger-like voice saying “he was eaten by a snit”. Google, surprisingly, is no help, and neither is the online playlist archive (that I could find); probably because I don’t know the actual name of the track.
Does anyone out there remember this record and possibly know the title?

