What would you do if your name was Kerry Edwards?

“Its pretty nice,” Kerry said of the bonanza of personalized bumper stickers, T-shirts and yard signs the election has wrought.

Though not necessarily yard-sign types, Kerry’s parents are glad the Kerry-Edwards ticket represents views closer to their liberal politics than those of the Republican candidates.

I guess it’s a good thing Kerry didn’t pick former Nebraska senator Bob Kerrey. Kerry Kerrey?