Following a link from a link from a Slashdot story (which I shouldn’t have been reading at the office, bad me!) I found this story about a (get this) clueless fast-food manager.

Clerk: “Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?”

Manager: “No. A what?”

Clerk: “A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me.”

Manager: “Ask for something else, there’s no such thing as a $2 bill.”

Clerk: “Yeah, thought so.”