I’m doing an online survey for Paramount’s Great America theme park. One of the questions is pegging the bizarr-o-meter:

Pretend Great America was going to be sold to one of the following companies. Which would you most want to see running the park?

ABC	NBC	CBS	America Online
Sony	Electronic Arts	MTV	Panasonic
The WB	Yahoo	Coca-Cola	Marvel Comics
Cartoon Network	Federal Government	Carnival Cruise Lines	Google
Time Warner	FOX	News Corp	TBS

Several of these are just cute and disingenuous. AOL, WB, Marvel, TBS, and Time Warner are all the same company (Time Warner), as are CBS, MTV, and Cartoon Network (Viacom–which already owns the park through Paramount) and also FOX and News Corp (News Corp). Some others are just weird; Yahoo or Google owning a theme park? The federal government owning a theme park? (How would that work? Would you have to file form 2792, Authorization to Ride, one each?) Anyway, I picked ABC, because I’d like to see what ABC’s parent company could do with a theme park.