Having been the recipient of quite a large number of very dirty looks from the boss, I’ve taken the initiative and proactively begun packing and cleaning out my desk and office. I would not be at all surprised to arrive tomorrow and be shown the door.

Which would be fine, of course, since I’d (by law) immediately receive a cheque for all monies owed and already have a new job lined up. I’d just get a head start on my well-deserved vacation. I’d be disappointed at not being able to finish a number of tasks still on my plate, but then it wouldn’t be my problem anymore, would it.