Linked from SFGate’s Culture Blog:

Matthew Baldwin at defective yeti recounts George W’s presidency in the style of Infocom’s classic text adventure game Zork.

It starts in the Oval Office, where Bush examines his desk, tries to pet the presidential seal (‘It’s not that kind of seal’) and goes for a pretzel (‘I don’t think the pretzel would agree with you’).

I was not much of a Zork player, but was strongly addicted to the Hitch-Hiker’s Guide text adventure. Perhaps W should have given the sandwich to the little dog after all.