Man Seeks Record for Arm Hair Length:

Jon Sanford takes good care of his hair, washing it regularly and conditioning it occasionally. Now he might break a record for that hair — on his arms.

One particularly long strand measured 4.1 inches. If the measurement is ruled official by Guinness World Records, Sanford will have topped the previous record of 3.96 inches.

‘It’s my mutant hair,’ said Sanford, 37.

Apparently left after Thanksgiving. Email or call me to claim.

We were at Häagen-Dazs tonight getting a little dessert after a nice Mexican dinner. Häagen-Dazs offers a 20% discount upon presentation of a AAA card. Apparently other membership cards are also accepted, as this dialogue demonstrates:

Me: Here’s my AAA card.
Häagen-Dazs girl: Okay, AA discount.
Me: Triple-A, not AA.
HDg: Oh, you don’t look that old, how old are you? (said smiling, not rudely)
Me: …
HDg: Don’t you have to be some age to join that?
Me: Triple-A, not AARP.

This POP display in the beer cooler at the local Safeway really does feature Good Eats’ Alton Brown offering you a Miller Lite.

After months of inactivity, I guess I’m updating Project Insomnia Restaurant Reviews again. I’ve added three new reviews today: Vive Sol, French Market, and Junnoon.