Attention: Asshole in the gray Audi A4, California plate 4CBU106, did you think I wouldn’t notice that you clipped my drivers side mirror as you sped past me going the wrong direction in the Town & Country parking lot? Did you in turn not notice that I turned around, followed you and snapped a pic of your license plate as you zipped through yellow lights and Pole-Positioned your way through traffic on Sand Hill?

As it turns out, you didn’t do any damage–not that you care, I’m sure–so I won’t pursue this any further except for this post which will turn up any time someone searches for your license plate number. Asshole.