If I could have a wild animal as a pet, it would be…
River Otter by Ken Bosma (kretyen)
Oh, it would totally be a river otter. Or two. Can't have just one, it would be lonely. We'd have to rebuild the back yard into a water habitat, of course, but I wouldn't mind doing that.
Lifestyle? Well, I'd have to learn all about how to take care of them, and make sure they're fed every day and their habitat is kept clean. That might rule out long vacations unless I can find an open-minded pet-sitter.
Relationships? No change. Jen loves river otters too.
Rug? Much as I love them, they probably wouldn't be inside much.

