If I were a superhero, I would be The Waffler!
The Waffler! The Alton Brown / Good Eats version, not the Dane Cook / Mystery Men version. I wore this costume (created by Jennifer) to Mickey's Halloween Treat at Disney's California Adventure and then to Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, both in October 2007. The costume was extremely successful–which I measured by "anyone actually recognizing the character"–several people did at both events.
The Waffler's mission is to save the world the disappointment from store-bought frozen waffles.

