09:14 @mrschemdoc I see you! # 09:55 @mistryl into the ether? Though I did get that one. # 10:05 My UPS just came FedEx. # 10:48 Happy Birthday @StanfordSteph! # 11:49 @cstephens @WickedAVP Actually the law only addresses talking, not texting. # 12:24 @WickedAVP (lgm) oooOOOooo (/lgm) # 13:11 @obfusciatrist Why would Brad Bird be [...]

• 09:14 @mrschemdoc I see you! #
• 09:55 @mistryl into the ether? Though I did get that one. #
• 10:05 My UPS just came FedEx. #
• 10:48 Happy Birthday @StanfordSteph! #
• 11:49 @cstephens @WickedAVP Actually the law only addresses talking, not texting. #
• 12:24 @WickedAVP (lgm) oooOOOooo (/lgm) #
• 13:11 @obfusciatrist Why would Brad Bird be a Volvo-driving woman? #
• 13:25 @cstephens "through" #
• 13:55 New Bond trailer: www.007.com/ #
• 15:28 "Race for the White House" is actually quite listenable when Rachel Maddow is guest-hosting. #
• 16:04 Waiting for Wiialerts to tell me Mario Kart is available. It actually has, three times, but I haven’t been able to get there in time. #
• 17:50 @mistryl :p #
• 18:33 @mrschemdoc Are you kidding? There’s nothing more manly than hooking up the stereo. #
• 18:48 @WickedAVP Yes, exactly. Not quite what it was meant for but that’s what has evolved. #
• 20:04 @dsnyredhead Jennifer doesn’t IM, either. #
• 20:14 Oh Wiialerts, why must you tease me so? #
• 21:26 @mox Is that the gourmet burger place? #
• 21:32 @mrschemdoc Wait. You just told me to JFGI? #
• 21:34 @cstephens Dunno, I ignore the Lounge. #
• 21:37 @mox There’s one here in Palo Alto, been there a few times. #
• 22:28 Trying a twitter widget in Opera. #
• 22:37 … seems to work! #

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If you are a pharmacy technician–the person who fills prescriptions, enters insurance information into the record and deals with customers picking up their meds–and you don’t know how to fill prescriptions, bill insurance or work the cash register, should you be a pharmacy technician? A Clue: NO. If you are a shipping specialist at FedEx-Kinko’s–the [...]

If you are a pharmacy technician–the person who fills prescriptions, enters insurance information into the record and deals with customers picking up their meds–and you don’t know how to fill prescriptions, bill insurance or work the cash register, should you be a pharmacy technician? A Clue: NO.

If you are a shipping specialist at FedEx-Kinko’s–the person who accepts packages from customers, weighs them and enters the shipment information into the FedEx system and then applies the FedEx stickers to the packages–and you don’t know how to accept packages, weigh packages, enter shipment information or even properly apply stickers, should you be a shipping specialist? A Clue: NO.

If you work at Subway, for dog’s sake, and you don’t know how to make a turkey breast sandwich with cheese (NOT TOASTED! Why do you always want to toast the sandwich?) and no tomato, should you really be working at Subway? A Clue: NO!

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. $269 total for a speeding ticket. That’s an Xbox and a couple of games right there. And of course it didn’t have to be quite that much but I put it off until the very last second, as usual, and so ended up paying an extra $45 for the traffic [...]

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. $269 total for a speeding ticket. That’s an Xbox and a couple of games right there. And of course it didn’t have to be quite that much but I put it off until the very last second, as usual, and so ended up paying an extra $45 for the traffic school to FedEx me the certificate so I could sign it and FedEx it to the court.

Let this be a lesson to you: Watch for a speed trap on I-5 north about five miles south of the SR-152 junction near Santa Nella/Los Banos.

By the way, what kind of a name is “Los Banos” for a town? Who would want to live in a town called “the toilets” anyway?